Father’s Day….Jess and Allison are making breakfast in bed for Eric. Eric gets up earlier than they thought. Upon hearing him moving around at the bathroom sink, Jess sends Allison upstairs to see if he is coming down and enlist my help in keeping him upstairs. Allison approaches me and whispers, “What are we gonna do? We are making Daddy breakfast in bed and he needs to stay up here, shhh its a secret, is he going to come downstairs? What are we going to do? If he comes downstairs, he’ll find out our secret so we have to get him to go back to bed..what should I do?? Shhh, don’t tell him!!!!” I replied that she should go ask him if he is going downstairs, and if he says yes, then I will try to get him to stay upstairs. She goes to where he is (in the bathroom) and the following dialogue ensues:

Allison- Are you going back to bed Daddy?
Daddy- Why?
Allison - cause we’re making you breakfast!